I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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