My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
