i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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