I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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