Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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