i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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