Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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