when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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