I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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