Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Randomize
