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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her

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Mel Gibson?

Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 14, 10 at 11:14pm

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Holy crap if i hear another firsty comment im gonna go chris fucking brown on his firsy ass

Submitted by pbmaniac22a on Jul 14, 10 at 11:55pm

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- First reply
  
  Submitted by DingDongBitch on Jul 15, 10 at 12:10am
  
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  - 3rd er i mean 2nd
    
    Submitted by fire1122 on Jul 15, 10 at 12:38am
    
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- Can't we all just get along? Firstyyyyy!
  
  Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:38am
  
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"Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married."

Submitted by SensesOfNonsense on Jul 15, 10 at 12:55am

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Sounds like it's about time you try the angry dragon. That should spice things up.

Submitted by destructo on Jul 15, 10 at 12:42am

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All I get when I ask my boyfriend for something like that is,\n"but i don't want to hurt you baby..." So, be lucky you ever had the option. Lmfao.

Submitted by BlackBirdFly on Jul 15, 10 at 2:56pm

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I am antifirsty i am here to rid the site of firsty and like foes... Tehehehe :)-/(

Submitted by antifirsty on Jul 15, 10 at 1:08am

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Maybe sex is boring for you like conversation is boring for her. If you are just going through the motions she is too...

Submitted by ohyeahhh on Jul 15, 10 at 2:09am

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Gagging is out of the question for those of us with non-sensetive gag reflexes. It just gets uncomfortable. Try choking? Or role play? Or doing it in a public place. That should make things more entertaining. If all else fails, a whore will do anything for the right price. Specifically Asian chicks. They'll do what you want.

Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 15, 10 at 1:27am

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- oh trust me gagging cant be that hard as long as ur not small. roleplay and public sex is quite a fun time
  
  Submitted by CrazdPyroManiac on Jul 15, 10 at 4:42pm
  
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sounds like a long term relationship

Submitted by CrazyChillah on Jul 15, 10 at 1:07am

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if youre ever bored; just try everything in reverse

Submitted by tw_smith on Jul 14, 10 at 11:19pm

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Mushroom slap her that's always fun!

Submitted by BigRockJr on Jul 14, 10 at 11:35pm

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WTF does preazles make u firstyyyyyyy mean???

Submitted by Da_RoOsTeR6969 on Jul 15, 10 at 12:42am

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- you'll find out when you're older :)
  
  Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:52am
  
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The only reason people keep writing "first" is because you douchebags keep getting pissed off... Oh and.... FIRSSSSTTTTTTT

Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 16, 10 at 12:00pm

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Its on firsty it is so on... These pretzels are macking me antifirsty......tehehehehehe :)/(

Submitted by antifirsty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:54am

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- :O a challenger approaches!!
  
  Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 1:09am
  
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I'd shoot myself if sex got this boring...

Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 15, 10 at 12:13am

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Pull a phantom of the opera on her

Submitted by r9310 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:06am

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Oh god..... Ok ok now I feel bad for my boo I gotta let him choke me again

Submitted by rockstarubz on Jul 15, 10 at 11:56am

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That blows

Submitted by IamBaileySmith on Jul 15, 10 at 12:40am

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Yay!! Anti-Firsty!! You're going doooown Firsty. \n\n:-)

Submitted by Livindeadgrl on Jul 15, 10 at 9:41am

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Go for ATM!

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 14, 10 at 11:50pm

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Dick weed

Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 15, 10 at 12:37am

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Move to feces on the chest

Submitted by tommysalami on Jul 14, 10 at 11:43pm

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Barack?

Submitted by niceman on Jul 15, 10 at 10:25am

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Were those pretzels making you firsty?

Submitted by rocketbeast on Jul 14, 10 at 11:48pm

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- why yes. yes they were :)
  
  Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:36am
  
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Im so proud to live in 540

Submitted by pbmaniac22a on Jul 15, 10 at 12:03am

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fyl haha boring sex is horrable

Submitted by v0dkapr1ncess on Jul 15, 10 at 12:17am

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yeah NO ONE CARES

Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:42am

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true dat it does sound like a Long term relationship

Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Jul 15, 10 at 3:11am

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pretzels Firsty..

Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 11:18pm

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