me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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