there was a trapeze. enough said
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize