Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I lost the right to judge tonight
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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