I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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