Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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