dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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