Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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