Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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