I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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