Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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