he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize