it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
