Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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