Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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