4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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