check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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