how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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