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you win
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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