is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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