are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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