drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You dont lie about slip and slides
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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