looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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