We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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