are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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