how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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