do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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