There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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