butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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