Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Please don't give away my fajitas
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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