we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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