You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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