Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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