i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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