It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
