successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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