considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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