I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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