Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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