You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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