fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think brook has ever known best
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
high people should be assigned attendants
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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