The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I can't turn off my feet"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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