We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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