Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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