This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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