what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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