He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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