ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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