I wannas sexs uuuuu
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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